still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
- me: there is cute boy
- me: he is cute
- me: wait
- me: what is talking
- me: how do I conversation
- me: eye contact how about not
- boy: are you ok
- me: makes animal noises and runs away
there’s always that endless dilemma of too much chips for your salsa and too much salsa for your chips
Tuesday May 21 @ 10:15pm
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dafaq did i just read
Tuesday May 21 @ 01:14amclose enough
nailed it
omg
i wasnt expecting that nor does it impress me.
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Sunday May 19 @ 09:00pm
